My Aunt's Fiance Pole Dancing

I kid you not. I went to dinner with my Aunt S and her husband L and my other aunt J and her fiance E. It was a very good night and by the end of it by cheeks were killing me from laughing at E. He is so funny. L, J and E drank 3 bottles of wine between the three of them and it went straight to E's head.

It was some girl's birthday in the restaurant and after her friends finished singing happy birthday to her E ran down to her to ask her what ages he was. And when he came back to the table he started telling us (not very quietly) that she looked quite hardy for 26. Then he started trying to sing Italian songs (because we were in an Italian restaurant)- Poor dude hasn't a note in his head. Then when we were walking back to the car he starts Pole dancing... it was quite funny actually.

Anyway, the meal was lovely. I had deep fried brie for starters- One word Yummy! Then I had taglitelli di Casa... it's taglitelli with bacon, mushrooms and spinach with a creamy sauce. It was nice, but only nice. Then for dessert, I had the most delicious, most yummiest profiterols I had in a long time.

And surprise surprise, Tiger Woods won the US PGA championship. I knew he was going to win on Friday when he started surging forward. Once he starts like that there is no stopping him. Don't get me wrong though. I love the guy. He has a beautiful smile and those eyes... dreamy... eh hem... anyway!

I finished The Testament. What a good book. John Grisham painted an amazing picture of the Pantanal in Brazil and the suffering of Dengue Fever. And I just detested the Phelan heirs- they were so arrogant. Only a really good author can bring out a hatred like that... I've moved on to another John Grisham now called The Innocent Man... I shall let you know what I think- mind you I wasn't feeling to hectic today so I've been too tired to read.

Anyhoo, that's all peeps

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Sal the N*E*R*D